The Realistic Joneses

The Realistic Joneses

September 12–29, 2024

by Will Eno

THE REALISTIC JONESES by Will Eno Bob and Jennifer Jones meet their new next-door neighbors, John and Pony Jones. As their relationships begin to irrevocably intertwine, the Joneses must decide between their idyllic fantasies and their imperfect realities in this inside look at the people who live next door, the truths we think we know, and the secrets we never imagined we all might share.

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2024-2025 Season

The COM Theatre announces the upcoming 2024-2025 season:

  1. "The Realistic Joneses" by Will Eno
  2. "Funny Boned" by H. Russ Brown
  3. "Ride the Cyclone" Book, Music, & Lyrics by Brooke Maxwell and Jacob Richmond
  4. "Sweat" by Lynn Nottage
  5. "Disaster! The Musical" Written by Seth Rudetsky and Jack Plotnick

2024-2025 Show Times

  • Thursday, 7 p.m.
  • Friday, 7 p.m.
  • Saturday, 7 p.m.
  • Sunday, 2:30 p.m.

Theatre Box Office Hours

Call the Box Office at 409-933-8345 or 1-888-258-8859, ext. 8345.

Non-Performance Weeks

  • Tuesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Wednesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Thursday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Friday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Performance Weeks

  • Tuesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Wednesday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
  • Thursday, 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.
  • Friday, 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.
  • Saturday, 4-6 p.m.

The Box Office opens at 1:30 p.m. for Sunday performances.

Ticket Information

Individual Tickets

  • A Section—$20
  • B Section—$15
  • C Section—$10

All performances are FREE to COM faculty/staff/students with a COM ID.

Children must be 4 years old to attend.

Season Tickets: Open Pass Plan

  • OPEN PASS - A Section—$75

Season Tickets: Reserved Seating Plan

  • A Section—$75
  • B Section—$59
  • C Section—$42

Driving Directions from Houston

  1. Take I-45 Gulf Freeway South to Exit 16 (1764 East).
  2. Take 1764 East to the Amburn Road exit (second exit, about 1.5 miles from I-45).
  3. Take a right on Amburn Road.
  4. Go about a block and turn left into the College parking area.
  5. From the parking area, the Theatre sits all the way to the right and is clearly marked on the outside of the building.

COM Theatre
College of the Mainland
1200 Amburn Rd.
Texas City, TX 77591

409-933-8345
1-888-258-8859 ext. 8345